Bribes (and events) sought for The Great Track and Field Swindle
Yes, that’s right. In the interests of transparency, public health and the common good, Grunts for the Arts is overjoyed to bring the casting couch out of the closet and take receipt of your best bribes, propositions and palm-greasing gestures for the magnificent splendour that is The Great Track and Field Swindle…
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Who we are and what we believe
The hulking yet dainty entity known as Grunts for the Arts, made up of a multitude of interdisciplinary artists, has come together, operating with a collective hive intellect, in direct response to the manner in which grassroots activity is too often overshadowed by large-scale commercial projects and enterprise.
Always ready, whenever the call may come, their every action is guided by a passionate and heartfelt certitude in the value of holding up athletic phenomena to the inquisitiveness of the artistic mind, creating artworks and sporting events both novel and accessible, inspirational and jollifying.
A dream lingers, wisplike, as the backdrop to all they do – a dream of a world populated by hybrid forms of sport and art, where individuals and groups are thrust onto an unfamiliar common ground in which heightened experiences of sporting artistry thrive.
As you are probably/hopefully but may not be aware, in April 2007 we slip-slided out the womb of artistic creation and became a sleek sporting vehicle for artists to (hyper) ventilate their concerns regarding the decimation of the Arts Council’s Grants for the Arts scheme.
Our philosophy then was that if money was going to be diverted from the arts to fund the London Olympics in 2012 then it was our responsibility – nay, our God-given imperative – to retrain artists as sports people.
Which we did, in truly magnificent fashion.
And all was good. In the last Comprehensive Spending Review (October 2007), it was even decided to give the Department of Culture, Media and Sport an inflation level increase in their funding allocation.
But such happy states rarely last. And such was the case here.
Soon our attention was drawn to the rapidly degenerating Olympic Dream which, whilst in part revived by the success of the horrendously named Team GB in Beijing, was first resuscitated – we like to believe – by our London 2008 intervention.
With 2012 now lurking on the horizon, ever present is the likelihood that we will be called into action again. Though we may be having a bit of a stretch and warm-down right now, it won’t be long before we are back righting sporting wrongs in our own inimitable artistic fashion.
Rest safe knowing that somewhere nearby Grunts for the Arts is looking out for you…
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Bloody Brilliant!
Comment by David Kharms May 16, 2007 @ 10:08 pmvery bloody brilliant indeed! xx
Comment by Stella Duffy May 21, 2007 @ 4:39 pmI hope every one gets their arty farty arses down to the marshes on Saturday. This is going to be a great event for keeping our spirits high. Keep up the good work grunters.
Comment by Hester Montgomery Campbell May 22, 2007 @ 8:16 pmWe really must do everything we can to keep this issue in the public eye. Let’s enjoy those games!
Comment by Luke Dixon May 24, 2007 @ 10:49 amooohhhhh, i don’t mind if i do…
Comment by Russell JR Harris September 13, 2007 @ 10:07 pmGo gobble those Olympic Rings! Save Art! Save the world!
Comment by Amanda Doran September 14, 2007 @ 11:08 amTremendous! Out in the sticks it’s going to be worse grant wise. Government says they’re for young people. Huh! Where’s the money save Lottery sporties. More problems created for young people, I reckon.
Comment by Rupert Mallin September 15, 2007 @ 8:25 pmOne asset we do have as artists is imagination and the ability to tackle issues creatively (as seen – excellent project!). Can we do this en mass to have an even greater visual/physical impact when the games are actually happening?
ideas on a post card…
Comment by Kate October 6, 2007 @ 8:24 am